For a laugh

THE DESIGNER'S ANTHEM


(to the tune of “I Will Survive”)


At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinking I could not design what you had specified
But then I spent too many years redrawing what you just built wrong
and I grew strong…. and I learned how to get along

And now you're back
With more floor space
I just walked in to find you here with that QS look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid plan
I should have made you pay that fee
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Oh go now go, delete that spool
move the pump 'round now you don't wanna pay forit you fool
Were you the one who tried to break me with your P&I’s
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die?


Oh no not I …..


I will survive....